Them: You have to come back to the office 3 days a week, no matter how long your commute is.
Us: We’re unhappy!
Them: We are now going to track how long you’re in the office because we need to micromanage.
Us: We’re unhappy!!
Them (EASE): 1 of your 3 days will now be Wednesday and that’s mandatory!
Us: We’re unhappy!!!
What’s next?