" If you receive severance, that’s a package you mo--n"
Listen, Gramps--
It's an antiquated term. The same way you are antiquated. You make yourself sound more antiquated when you use it.
There is a severance "policy". You receive your severance pay according to the terms of the severance "policy".
"Package" harkens to the days of the telegraph; when you were younger, and there were other perks they bundled into a "package" with your severance pay to entice geriatric workers such as yourself to go.
There are no more packages. There is just severance pay. No one uses the term "package" anymore except you. I bet you also still print directions from Mapquest and were very angry when they forced you to strop faxing your timesheet in. Get with it Gramps.