Try your hand at writing a Haiku regarding your latest experiences. Typical 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Here goes: Stress is killing me; Puking in the bathroom stall; When will it all end?
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vision once clear not, lost in the desert like sand, we are buried now
the office empty, my colleagues are no longer, the CEO remains
ConocoPhillips; HR in conference room; It sucks to be you
Haikus are poems
They often do not make sense
Hippopotamus
Dividend is safe; Use debt to fill the gap; Sell all the assets!
Spirit values lost, dividend goes to the rich, the ship slowly sinks
Burnt like dino bones, should I stay or should I go, drilled us out of jobs
Here it comes again; Downsize, right size, capsize, ouch; Who was that masked man?
Been off Skype for long; Who's booking conference rooms? Shitty time for all.
Printers print both sides
Saves corporation money
When printing pink slips
COST project ongoing
More layoffs and project cuts
CEO gets raise
Which one is safer?
Employee or contractor?
Let the games begin
Don't care what we think, we all need a good stiff drink, pink slips right before Xmas.
This is a brilliant idea. Here's my go:
With eyes glazed over,
I stare at my monitor,
What will be my fate?
When will it happen?
Do the executives care?
Raining down pink slips.
Hi ho hi ho chums, off to work we go again, will wicked witch show?
Feckless management
Dividends trump SPIRIT goals
Sad to stay or leave