Thread regarding ConocoPhillips layoffs

ConocoPhillips in Haiku contest

Try your hand at writing a Haiku regarding your latest experiences. Typical 5-7-5 syllable pattern. Here goes: Stress is killing me; Puking in the bathroom stall; When will it all end?

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vision once clear not, lost in the desert like sand, we are buried now

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Post ID: @2S2m+DbNo3L8

the office empty, my colleagues are no longer, the CEO remains

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Post ID: @2EgA+DbNo3L8

ConocoPhillips; HR in conference room; It sucks to be you

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Post ID: @1dlu+DbNo3L8

Haikus are poems

They often do not make sense

Hippopotamus

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Post ID: @1gum+DbNo3L8

Dividend is safe; Use debt to fill the gap; Sell all the assets!

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Post ID: @1Y5f+DbNo3L8

Spirit values lost, dividend goes to the rich, the ship slowly sinks

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Post ID: @1O8q+DbNo3L8

Burnt like dino bones, should I stay or should I go, drilled us out of jobs

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Post ID: @1JSM+DbNo3L8

Here it comes again; Downsize, right size, capsize, ouch; Who was that masked man?

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Post ID: @1zqE+DbNo3L8

Been off Skype for long; Who's booking conference rooms? Shitty time for all.

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Post ID: @1cJ4+DbNo3L8

Printers print both sides

Saves corporation money

When printing pink slips

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Post ID: @f8j+DbNo3L8

COST project ongoing

More layoffs and project cuts

CEO gets raise

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Post ID: @b0B+DbNo3L8

Which one is safer?

Employee or contractor?

Let the games begin

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Post ID: @ppk+DbNo3L8

Don't care what we think, we all need a good stiff drink, pink slips right before Xmas.

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Post ID: @vOF+DbNo3L8

This is a brilliant idea. Here's my go:

With eyes glazed over,

I stare at my monitor,

What will be my fate?

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Post ID: @5oo+DbNo3L8

When will it happen?

Do the executives care?

Raining down pink slips.

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Post ID: @QLL+DbNo3L8

Hi ho hi ho chums, off to work we go again, will wicked witch show?

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Post ID: @sLy+DbNo3L8

Feckless management

Dividends trump SPIRIT goals

Sad to stay or leave

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