Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Feels good to see you all squirm

Got laid off Jan 2015. Most of the "friends" I had at SLB didn't give two fks when I got thrown out — just kept their heads down and were glad it wasn't them. Fine. Proceed. No fks given to you either.

One month later got a job that pays 2x and is closer to home. Glad to have been let go before the next wave of miserable oil & gas saturated the job market.

I remember the 1-2 months of stress I had before I got laid off. I could see it coming. It finally happened and it was a real sh*tty couple of weeks before I started going on interviews and got offers. One of the toughest times of my life.

I'm not gonna pretend like I don't want you to suffer what I went though. Fk you. To my THREE sht managers: I hope you all get laid off and stay that way for a year. You guys were terrible. To all the other turds in the cube farm doing monotonous sht work on their on their laptops, bullshitting your RIRs before the end of the year, and seeing how you can manipulate the system reports to get your PIP — all while under the threat of getting laid off — I hope they let you squirm a during the holidays, then ax you when you come back. Happy mother fking Christmas to you and your family!

Karma is a bitch and will probably come back to bite me, but f**k it. Just want to give a big middle finger to all you miserable scum still slaving away at your miserable SLB job. I hope you get that tap on your shoulder in the next few weeks. I hope I took your job last January. Nothing left for you skeez anymore.

Have fun fixing up the resume this holiday season! :)

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@EN5PCnw-ibe (or so called "I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN") - if you hate it here why do not you resign and someone who like working here will be able to save their job. You are preaching moral things, and I think that'd be a very moral thing to do. People like @EN5PCnw-ibe drive me nuts, they tell you one thing and they do something completely different.

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Post ID: @3guv+EN5PCnw

Hi @EN5PCnw-2maw - I was a field specials too, being laid off is really hard, I am trying to cope with it, it'll get better at some point but now I am very angry

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Post ID: @3qcm+EN5PCnw

Hi just like to add i am still working at slb and a lot of my friends were layed off but i dont hear them carrying on like a old fart they must be mature grown ups and as for you mr representative with your childish mind grow up this is life if you were a so called friend you would be helping them to get through difficult times not calling them names you idiot

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Post ID: @3tqr+EN5PCnw

Mr I WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN

If you are that unhappy about everything WHY do you stay? The exit door is always open to anyone who wishes to use it .

If you are planning to leave, then leave .

You slate your work colleagues and call them offensive names on this site, but do you say it to their faces ? I very much doubt it.

You do not sound like a very supportive person yourself so do the right thing!!!!!!! Use the exit !!!!!!

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Post ID: @3yeu+EN5PCnw

To the employee representative .....

The support you gave ONLY to certain individuals can not even be described as commendable. The sadness of it all was that everyone was at risk and you only saw it as a way to be recognised by senior management, in the hope that it would save your own job and in some way help you step up the ladder.

You say that you are leaving with or without a redundancy pay out... Well good bye and just remember ..... You will get what you deserve....

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Post ID: @3qvs+EN5PCnw

for mr attitude

With an attitude like that, I wouldn’t want you to represent me, didn’t t think you done a good job anyway

Especially with a mouth like that. Disgusting

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Post ID: @3ncp+EN5PCnw

the person that wrote( I WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN) we know who you are and you are a disgrace to the company you Muppet

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Post ID: @3vkn+EN5PCnw

As an employees representative if this is how you communicate, This says more about you ,than the people you represent and work with on a daily basis I was one of the staff in the redundancy pool I could have easily lost my home as well

so called friends I think NOT If you hate the place that much just GO plenty of people waiting to get in

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Post ID: @3bmz+EN5PCnw

I got laid off in April, I was a field specialist and I had been with SLB 8 years. I have nothing but best wishes for the people I worked with and that worked under me. The local management and upper management is the worst I have ever seen in any company in my life. I don't understand the company position on saving these assholes through the downturn, in my opinion that's where the lay offs should have started. The upper management contributes absolutely nothing, they nitpick and belittle people all for the sake to try to show how needed they are when in reality they are an unnecessary expense and are saved at the cost of someone's job that actually creates revenue.

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Post ID: @2maw+EN5PCnw

It's funny to see the bitterness from some of you. You would not have been bitter if you were still employed and or saved enough money for down times in the oil field. It happens. Get over it. Be happy you got a layoff package instead of getting nothing. Honestly they didn't have to give you shit. With that said some of your points are very valid. Most of the management are poor at their perspective positions. Schlumberger has always been known it have more managers than anything else. Over staffed which is why they layoff. Instead of you complaining be a man and own up to your quality of work and inability to save properly. Stop buying crap and save.

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Post ID: @1bhs+EN5PCnw

Please use clean language. You do not want to hurt our feelings. We are sensitive.

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Post ID: @1amr+EN5PCnw

You tell them😄

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Post ID: @1ltx+EN5PCnw

Haha haha fair enough

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Post ID: @1psk+EN5PCnw

Well said... No friends at sclumberger. They act like they r ur friend when they need u or if they will need u. All about them selves. Managers are kiss asses to their maintenance mng. They got that position by kissing ass... long story shirt, Stay away from slb it ll suck the life out of u.

PS f--- KKK u all slb youngsville workers from the A to Da Z.

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Post ID: @1bzf+EN5PCnw

I tell you what filled my resume. It was my hard work and dedication to a company that doesn't deserve me. I wish i knew better. I'll pass the message to the new grads, DO NOT APPLY FOR THIS fck company. People are just numbers it uses you in good times then gets rid of you in bad times, like an old shoe.....In not even 1 year? this company is letting go 30,000 Employees? People wake up, there is a growth strategy and contingency plans, SLB had none!. This is management fks failure and hard & honest people are paying the price for something they have no faut on.Yet, still Leadership roam around protected from any of that. Capitalism is about competition and not a cheating......

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Post ID: @1rrz+EN5PCnw

For those of you off to better futures or planning them away from SLB you sure are bitter. What I am reading isn't a company failure....it's you.

Your obviously not happy people. The fact Schlumberger employeed you, trained you, gave you meaninful employment to use on your current resumes proves how incredible they are.

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Post ID: @1oga+EN5PCnw

noted.

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Post ID: @1tbh+EN5PCnw

OP: leave censoring to the admins. Do not use asterisks cuz that turns text to bold.

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Post ID: @1hew+EN5PCnw

For all those laid off from Schumberger message me asap... TeamPhoenixSa@gmail.com

I have your next 6 figure position waiting for y'all... Looking for 50 candidates by month end.... Not all will qualify but all encuraged to apply....

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Post ID: @1jlm+EN5PCnw

To the original poster.

You are a slave. Why? Because you work for someone else. You reap what you sew. I left in 2008 on my own and started my own business. Never looked back. I doubt you even have a job. You're probably at your sisters house half drunk in the guest bedroom.

PS I here Home Depot is hiring.

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TO Post ID: @EN5PCnw-ibe

You must have worked at SHTC Stonehouse, this is very typical of the longstanding selfish attitudes that are abundant there, as long as the managers get their PIP bonus they have very little regard for other peoples well being, regardless of how hard you work or your length of service.

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Post ID: @1jak+EN5PCnw

Fck Schlumberger, a Shitty company for shitty leadership..........

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Post ID: @1oul+EN5PCnw

I was one of the ones as many where who got laid off, Such a bunch of two faced wankers who where so called managers who could not run a bath , best thing is that i got a better job right opposite the wankers who laid me off ..... i will be waving them goodbye when they get laid off from our office window when they get laid off ..... and the brown nosers as well

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Post ID: @1mpp+EN5PCnw

Gee, you must of been a joy to work with SLB Houston.

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Post ID: @1pxy+EN5PCnw

For two rounds of redundancies I was an employees representative here in the UK, as required by UK law the workforce will have a rep to negotiate with the management concerning how the company proceeds with the redundancy process, the purpose is to ensure fair play.

I WILL NOT DO IT AGAIN.

why?

Cause i agree with you, I still work for SLB but hate it and I hate the mother f---ing bastard manager I have the two faced bunch of twats that I work for.

So what have I done?

I have saved and planned and very soon I shall leave. With or without a package I shall be gone soon enough.

And one other thing the people I helped and represented are a bunch of bastards and bitches as well, the attitude you describe I witnessed in abundance - selfish individuals who only cared for themselves and were more than happy to watch others loose their jobs and maybe their homes as well - so called friends who just did not give a f---ing shit about their work mates at all.

No I will not represent people like that and neither will I negotiate with a management would does not care, all I want is my package and the exit door opened wide for me.

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