Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

QC Performance Review 101

1) Ask your managee to write up what they've done this cycle

2) Ask your managee for names of people they wanna be reviewed by.

3) Spend a couple weeks reading through all the write-ups

4) Spend a couple more weeks meeting with other status collectors about their managees.

5) Spend a couple more weeks preparing slides and write-ups to send to your status collectors.

6) Let the higher status collectors do the same sh*t for a couple more months

7) Relax and enjoy your window office, paycheck and the weather and get massages for your fingers that typed those writeups so hard.

Conclusion: High performers get $200 more than low performers. Status collector gets $20000 more than high performers.


Feel free to comment anything I might have missed out.

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I meant total comp not just bonus lol

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Post ID: @foq+G7xUj8q

$20000 more? Your kidding right?

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Post ID: @hnc+G7xUj8q

Spot on.

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Post ID: @tkg+G7xUj8q

Right on bro

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