So, a guy decided to drive into a Lowe's store in Florida (not to, into it), hopped out of the car, and started to saw lumber. They had to call the police on him. It's funny but sad at the same time, as it seems to perfectly encapsulate the current state of the company.
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime--law/new-florida-man-drives-into-lowe-begins-cutting-lumber/vDIIy1JxY3JRcU0F4b7x8O/