Thread regarding Sears layoffs

The Transformation Continues

SHC announced today as part of their ongoing transformation to "right size" the company, they have made the difficult decision to continue to find ways to cut expenses. Effective August 6th and going forward the following "convenience" items will no longer be provided for employees.

  1. All existing restrooms will be converted to port a potties without running water.

  2. Toilet paper will no longer be provided. Associates should bring themselves a supply from home.

  3. Heating for the stores will only be provided during the summer months and AC only during the winter months.

  4. Associates will need to bring flashlights to work, as lighting will no longer be provided. (Exception, 10 pilot stores will experiment with the use of fireflies as an alternative lighting source)

  5. Associates who run register will be required to bring a fully charges iPad for each shift as our current registers are not capable of performing transactions without electrical power.

  6. Electric wheelchairs will no longer be provided.

We are quite confident that with the $10B in expense savings this will provide as well as continued labor cuts in the stores, SHC will be able to hire several more executives with little effect on the company's profitability.

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OMG! I needed that laugh! That made me laugh out loud. Funny stuff!

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Post ID: @6zhc+OsjKtDI

Lmao!! Dead on.

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Post ID: @1uqo+OsjKtDI

Wow you have electric wheel chairs . Heck we dont even have many shopping carts let alone electric ones here at Sears..lol...but yes most are funny

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Post ID: @eyx+OsjKtDI

I knew this wasn't true at the porta-potty one. What porta-potty vendor is going to take that risk?

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Post ID: @pne+OsjKtDI

I don't care what people are going to say, this is funny stuff.

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