Thread regarding Verizon Communications Inc. layoffs

Word of Advice From Someone Closely Related to Recruiting

Nothing screams “Poser” to a potential recruiter as loudly as some deceitful individual who places Cornell or Harvard or ... up front, at the top of their profile, their LinkedIn Profile, as if they potentially conspired to give an illusion, to falsely claim that they had actually earned a real, genuine,hard-fought, spent-nights-too-numerous-to-count-studying life when, in reality, that individual has only either completed one course there, or has received some sort of lame “certificate” designation there, which pales in reality to the real “educated” deal. You’re like those University of Phoenix types.

Shame on you for even claiming the distinction that’s been appropriately earned by others.

Frank Burns, in MAS*H, once put in for a Purple Heart Medal for having sustained a shell fragment

injury to his eye, choosing to omit the fact it was from an egg shell.

Many of you fakes are Frank Burns. Do not detract from real, genuine, achievers.

Put your profiles right you wanna-be’s.

It’s not as if potential employers and recruiters are not gonna see through it, and label you the frauds you are.

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Post ID: @OP+VDpsCex

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Shill

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Post ID: @3rdk+VDpsCex

Descriptions of oneself, written in the 3rd person, always strike me as peculiar and creepy.

It’s YOU posting it. Why write, Joe Schmo is a Prince among men, a real go getter, a master of all trades. If Joe has any faults, it’s that he tries too hard blah, blah, blah...

Just plain weird.

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Post ID: @1nbc+VDpsCex

I saw a friend on LinkedIn that gave himself cum laude honors for an MBA, an impossible honor. I pointed out to him that his school only offers “with distinction” and “with high distinction” honors in their MBA program, so he looked like a foolish liar. He said he didn’t know that, and labeled himself cum laude based on his GPA.

If you’re transcript doesn’t reflect a specific honor, you don’t have it.

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Post ID: @1xgw+VDpsCex

I took an online Labor Seminar from Cornell. I just grajiated a prostegius Univercity and dat will figure prominently in my online presence 😂.

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Post ID: @1nfi+VDpsCex

Frank Burns/MASH??? how old are you, 70? who in the hell watches MASH or even has MASH anecdotes? Go back to deciding which is better, pica or elite.

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Post ID: @1btf+VDpsCex

sounds like someone fell for a line of bulls--- and probably got embarrassed in the process. Learn what you are actually recruiting for first.

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Post ID: @1dlx+VDpsCex

Regarding LinkedIn, I've noticed that a lot of people in the VZ/VBS/VZW orgs fluff up their profile with unnecessary buzzwords as if it will attract an HRBP to look closely at what a "innovation rockstar" or "engineering unicorn" consists of. or Some try to be hip and post some motivational quote on their header. Recruiters see through all of that because the first thing they'll check is your last job held and certs you list. If you post up top that you went to Harvard, make sure you did something that's relevant to your field that would work for your potential new job (ex: data engineer committee advisor to undergrads, etc).

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Post ID: @znx+VDpsCex

Sounds like a typical headhunter. Completely oblivious to what is written in the resume, offering job interviews requiring skills not listed.

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Post ID: @bfg+VDpsCex

Go away Troll.

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Post ID: @nld+VDpsCex

Why this post?

How is this relevant to VZ?

Any relevance to layoffs or people who are responsible for layoffs?

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Post ID: @mrq+VDpsCex

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