I’ve seen this movie before, and I already know how it ends.
We already tried the "fully dedicated offshore product team" experiment. It was pitched as the future, celebrated in PowerPoints, and turned into a complete train wreck in practice. Those of us in technology have spent years cleaning up the aftermath: endless rework, constant hand-holding, and projects that are supposedly "green" until 48 hours before code freeze, when suddenly nobody knows where the work is, the deliverables don't exist, and key offshore people have mysteriously vanished because their third cousin is getting married over a 8 day festival.
Meanwhile, the executives who championed this brilliant transformation collected their bonuses, updated their LinkedIn profiles with "successful global operating model," and left for their next company to sell the same story all over again.
Now we're expanding the experiment to business and finance teams who haven't had the pleasure of living through this circus firsthand. Even our customers are about to discover what "everything is on track" apparently means.
My advice? Grab the popcorn, polish your résumé, and enjoy the show from a safe distance. And if you value your own job security, think very carefully before volunteering to train your replacement or documenting every part of your role. History has a funny way of repeating itself, especially when nobody in leadership admits the first attempt failed.