Thread regarding Fidelity National Information Services Inc. layoffs

Future Forward 3.0

As our company is going through a tough time, I would like to propose the following ideas for saving costs:

• Pay Stephanie to do nothing. She has already proven that she creates negative value, so ensuring she does nothing will immediately increase the company's value.

• Move Bob to Cognizant, ideally to a low-cost location. This will allow him the opportunity to live the idea.

• Fire all the CTOs. Why do we need useless executives who have been unable to modernize our products for years? Replace them with AI bot. Productivity jump.

• Move Kelly to report to Koushik, so that both eventually leave. Huge savings.

Any idea you would propose?


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Way past time to get rid of the Ferris Wheel.

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Post ID: @px+1knpvf3v0

@dt Now they want to pay software engineers in AI compute tokens.
Yes… tokens. Because running AI models costs money, some companies are floating the idea of giving engineers “AI compute credits” as part of their pay package. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SES2dL7ardM

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Post ID: @ef+1knpvf3v0

5 dollar stabucks gift cards and Fis logo button pins for top achievers and people who can write a good prompt in MS Co-pilot.

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Post ID: @e6+1knpvf3v0

Unlimited Claude licenses and get rid of McKinsey

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Post ID: @dt+1knpvf3v0

@a3 ugh, no one cares about these morale boosters. Cash is king.

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Post ID: @aq+1knpvf3v0

Let's tie Stephanie's compensation to the stock price, retroactively to the beginning promotion date. She should owe enough money to compensate everyone who has been laid off. If anyone wants reinstatement, do it with back pay.

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Post ID: @ag+1knpvf3v0

Satvik Sharma should be demoted to Junior Programmer Analyst.
Chris Gushue is not good enough for tech support job.

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Post ID: @a6+1knpvf3v0

A pizza party* to improve morale?

  • BYOP
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