Thread regarding Lumen Technologies layoffs

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Post ID: @129+1kssn4rfd

@cr Don’t forget what happens when it’s the last straw. 😆

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Post ID: @z4+1kssn4rfd

The last guy was offered 24 months of Blazing Fast CenturyLink ADSL home Internet service with a $10 credit towards a future purchase on the 2027 Ford F150 Raptor 4x4.

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Post ID: @f4+1kssn4rfd

If you sign them agreement to not talk badly about them, you get 2 weeks of pay for every full year you worked, for a max of maybe 30? weeks. You also get discounted health insurance (still pay employee portion) for a period.

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Post ID: @f3+1kssn4rfd

You may or may not get to keep your red stapler

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Post ID: @cr+1kssn4rfd

There isn't any severance.
They'll show you the door instead.

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Post ID: @b8+1kssn4rfd

You can look up severance on the intranet if you still have access. There’s a table…

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Post ID: @aq+1kssn4rfd

Seems to me they'll get to the point where all they'll do is "kick ya where the good lord split ya" out the door!

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